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It’s that time of year again, when the girls dust off their neon spandex, the bros pull out their tanks, everyone loads up on beaded bracelets and ring pops and heads out to Las Vegas. For those of us who can’t be there, we can still be there in spirit with this EDC webcast drinking game. View the official webcast here.

The EDC Webcast Drinking Game Rules

Drink when:

-They show someone in the crowd wearing neon

-Borgore says the phrase “Borwhores”

-They show someone sucking on anything, finish your drink

-If anyone mentions or plays any song by Daft Punk, finish your drink

-Drink the whole time Steve Aoki crowd surfs

-Someone plays an actual instrument live

-A-Trak scratches records

-They show Las Vegas

-You see anyone take molly, finish your drink

-A DJ says anything into the mic. If he says, “Are you still with me?” finish your drink

-There’s pyrotechnics

-Diplo makes people take their shirts off

-They show a puppet during Mr. Oizo

-Anyone drops to half-tempo, in any song, ever.

-Someone you’re with mentions that A-Trak and Dave from Chromeo are brothers

-They show Madeon playing a launchpad

-They show a girl in giant fuzzy boots, finish your drink.

-They show a carnival ride.

-When the sun comes up, finish your drink

Do you have an idea for a rule? Include it in the comments below!

Drink every time you see:

• A hula hoop
• Someone with dreadlocks
• Janelle Monae moonwalking
• Tie dye
• Nudity of any kind, finish your drink
• Anyone actually sleeping during Andrew Bird
• White girl dance moves
• Someone wearing boat shoes or a polo shirt at Vampire Weekend
• Anyone smoking pot or pot leafs on flags, shirts, drum sets
• A singer saying something political. If it’s the about the NSA, finish your drink
• Someone wearing a jacket at Cake
• The mushroom fountain at the festival
• Someone crying during Sam Smith
• Anyone complaining about the heat
• Ninja from Die Antwoord thrusting his pelvis or Yolandi showing her ass
• Any on stage cameos
• Someone wearing neon at Cut Copy
• Jack White saying anything about the Black Keys, finish your drink
• Anyone literally dead from heatstroke
• Someone your with describing Warpaint as “So fucking hot”
• Skrillex drop the bass during the Super Jam
• Danny Brown saying something incomprehensible
• Anyone your with making a pun about a Lionel Richie song
• Any artist saying they’re playing a new song
• Someone that could only be described as “a dirty hippie”
• Anyone you know singing along with an Elton John song
• Any banjo, mandolin, or fiddle
• Wiz Khalifa drinking
• Any foreign flag
• Anybody wearing sunglasses at Zedd

It’s here: Sasquatch 2014. Time to pile your friends into a car full of camping supplies, drugs, and alcohol and set off toward the Gorge to once again do battle with the hill.

But for the rest of us, this weekend means checking the webcast between beers and BBQ as we memorialize our nations commitment to drunkenness.

To better facilitate these ends, and without further ado, I give you:

THE (UN)OFFICIAL 2014 SASQUATCH WEBCAST DRINKING GAME

Drink if:

• You see someone that looks like a Sasquatch (long hair and a beard)
• You see a pot leaf (hats, shirts, flags, etc.)
• They show a view of the river
• A band mentions another band, i.e. “Are you guys excited to see The National later? Cause I am.”
• You see someone slip on the hill
• Outkast talks shit about Coachella
• You see a Canadian flag
• Any band asks how the crowd is feeling or if they’re with them
• Ninja from Die Antwoord pumps his pelvis
• Someone says the word “selfie” or you see someone taking one
• Tyler the Creator says the word “Riot“
• Any of your group sings along with any part of a Violent Femmes song
• Any comedian does an impression
• You see nudity
• M.I.A. mentions her baby or being a mother
• A Panda Bear song actually ends
• You see anyone wearing neon at Cut Copy
• Someone tries to convince you that they actually like Elbow
• Anyone mentions Michael Jackson
• Demetri Martin makes a joke about being awkward
• You see any celebrities backstage
• There’s a cameo
•  All drinks are doubled if it’s raining, hailing, or snowing

Have a better rule? Add it in the comments below!