Is there anyone in music that Jack White respects? It sure doesn’t seem like it.

In between songs during his set in Boston last night, White starts out by bitching about how no one uses microphones with chords anymore, to which I respond, “Who gives a fuck?”

He then takes on the Foo Fighters, saying they cover up their mistakes by using more than one guitar. You know, like basically every band ever.

I wish someone could cover up for Jack White’s mistakes by giving him more than one mouth: one that says wise, measured, things with the perspective worthy of the genius he unquestionably possesses and the one that he has now.

I’m calling it now: rehab and citing “stress” as the reason for all this crazy in about t-minus 60 days.

It’s clear that there’s only one way to settle this: a guitar solo battle even more momentous than Robert Johnson and the devil. Vote on who would play the devil below!

Jack White stepped up the battle between himself and fellow blues men The Black Keys in a new interview with Rolling Stone.

“I’ll hear TV commercials where the music’s ripping off sounds of mine, to the point I think it’s me. Half the time, it’s the Black Keys,”  White said.

This comes after documents obtained by TMZ from White’s divorce had previously revealed his dislike for Black Keys singer Dan Auerbach. Recently, Keys’ drummer Pat Carney said he felt “embarassed” for White, and gave White the benefit of the doubt, saying “Divorce is hard.”

I wonder if they’ll be so quick to shrug off the shade in light of this new one-two.

In a very candid interview with Rolling Stone, Jack White came clean about what caused the White Stripes to split in 2007.

“She viewed me that way of ‘Oh, big deal, you did it, so what?’ Almost every single moment of the White Stripes was like that. We’d be working in the studio and something amazing would happen: I’m like, ‘Damn, we just broke into a new world right there!’ And Meg’s sitting in silence,” the magazine quotes him as saying.

Unlike Jack, who has numerous other projects, a label, and a recording studio in Nashville, Meg White has been noticeably absent from pop music. The cancellation of their 2007 tour — almost immediately after a fake sex tape purportedly featuring her was released — was almost the last time she’s played publicly, other than a single show on Conan O’brien.

So will they be reuniting?

“I don’t think anyone talks to Meg.” White told the magazine.

From the sound of it, nothing is in the works.