Sasquatch Webcast Drinking Game


It’s here: Sasquatch 2014. Time to pile your friends into a car full of camping supplies, drugs, and alcohol and set off toward the Gorge to once again do battle with the hill.

But for the rest of us, this weekend means checking the webcast between beers and BBQ as we memorialize our nations commitment to drunkenness.

To better facilitate these ends, and without further ado, I give you:


Drink if:

  • You see someone that looks like a Sasquatch (long hair and a beard)
  • You see a pot leaf (hats, shirts, flags, etc.)
  • They show a view of the river
  • A band mentions another band, i.e. “Are you guys excited to see The National later? Cause I am.”
  • You see someone slip on the hill
  • Outkast talks shit about Coachella
  • You see a Canadian flag
  • Any band asks how the crowd is feeling or if they’re with them
  • Ninja from Die Antwoord pumps his pelvis
  • Someone says the word “selfie” or you see someone taking one
  • Tyler the Creator says the word “Riot
  • Any of your group sings along with any part of a Violent Femmes song
  • Any comedian does an impression
  • You see nudity
  • M.I.A. mentions her baby or being a mother
  • A Panda Bear song actually ends
  • You see anyone wearing neon at Cut Copy
  • Someone tries to convince you that they actually like Elbow
  • Anyone mentions Michael Jackson
  • Demetri Martin makes a joke about being awkward
  • You see any celebrities backstage
  • There’s a cameo
  •  All drinks are doubled if it’s raining, hailing, or snowing

Have a better rule? Add it in the comments below!

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