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New Album: Lana Del Rey – Ultraviolence

I want to fuck Lana Del Rey. After hearing Ultraviolence, I realized I’d better do it soon, because she once again reminds us just how perishable she is. Would Marilyn Monroe be the timeless icon that she’s become if she’d reached old age? Everyone wanted to fuck Norma Jean, too, so much so that even […]