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Drink every time you see:
- A hula hoop
- Someone with dreadlocks
- Janelle Monae moonwalking
- Tie dye
- Nudity of any kind, finish your drink
- Anyone actually sleeping during Andrew Bird
- White girl dance moves
- Someone wearing boat shoes or a polo shirt at Vampire Weekend
- Anyone smoking pot or pot leafs on flags, shirts, drum sets
- A singer saying something political. If it’s the about the NSA, finish your drink
- Someone wearing a jacket at Cake
- The mushroom fountain at the festival
- Someone crying during Sam Smith
- Anyone complaining about the heat
- Ninja from Die Antwoord thrusting his pelvis or Yolandi showing her ass
- Any on stage cameos
- Someone wearing neon at Cut Copy
- Jack White saying anything about the Black Keys, finish your drink
- Anyone literally dead from heatstroke
- Someone your with describing Warpaint as “So fucking hot”
- Skrillex drop the bass during the Super Jam
- Danny Brown saying something incomprehensible
- Anyone your with making a pun about a Lionel Richie song
- Any artist saying they’re playing a new song
- Someone that could only be described as “a dirty hippie”
- Anyone you know singing along with an Elton John song
- Any banjo, mandolin, or fiddle
- Wiz Khalifa drinking
- Any foreign flag
- Anybody wearing sunglasses at Zedd
Tags: andrew bird, black keys, bonnaroo, cake, cut copy, danny brown, die antwoord, drinking, elton john, jack white, janelle monae, lionel richie, sam smith, skrillex, super jam, vampire weekend, warpaint, wiz khalifa, zedd
by seamus
